caerula's Diaryland Diary
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at first i was afraid, i was petrified
Since I really don�t want this to become Caerula�s journal of mental health, I present the following.
Recent Google hits:
"disgusting+masks"
"alcoholic+son+of+a+bitch"
I don�t know why anyone would actually be LOOKING for one.
" �I+will+survive�+ weetabix+lyrics"
(Apparently this does not refer to the
weetabix we know and love, but a bizarre marketing campaign by the actual makers of the fine Weetabix cereal product.
To continue: "phone+while+peeing"
No comment
girls+in+school+sex pictures+with+teachers+sex+pictures"
Yeah, I think we got it. You wanna look at sex pictures. None here, sorry.
And speaking of sex, we have both regular old "lesbian+sex+pictures" and the more specific "lesbian+sex, no+email"
I don�t get it. Why the qualifier? It�s not like the lesbians actually ARE going to email you, if that�s what you�re afraid of.
Why, by the way, do I get so many hits for lesbians and sex pictures, when A) there are NO sex pictures here, as I have repeatedly stated, and B) I'm a very happily married heterosexual who has no interest in lesbians in any kind of sexual way, just that some happen to be nice people and good friends of mine. Just wondering.
And of course, there were the ever popular searches, "Carolina Girls lyrics" and "Oompa Loompa pictures." Speaking of which, Natalieeeeee finally got a hit for "Oompa Loompa porn" and it was all my fault. Hee. Sadly, however, I�m still two googles above her in that particular search. Such is life.
Speaking of life, and "I Will Survive," I have survived my first two days back at work. Half-days, actually, and it took me a bit to get back in the swing of things, but I think it�s going to be okay.
Planted more flowers yesterday, and some seeds, cleaned up my sewing room, watched a new "Buffy" (yay) and bits of the first two hours of "Frontier House" (whiny bitches, anyone? I can�t believe someone would CRY over not having mascara, when more importantly your kid fell out of a wagon and nearly got bit by a dog. Brother. Couldn't pay me a million dollars to spend 5 months with that California family, let along out in the wilderness with no one else for company), stayed up too late, and had some great sex. So it was a pretty good day.
I got up way before my alarm this morning, and now it�s going off and driving me crazy, but I�m too lazy to get up and go in the bedroom to shut it off. Sigh. I�m going, I�m going!
P.S. Reading a great book,The Glass Harmonica by Louise Marley. Sort of a futuristic/time travel/character novel. Highly recommended.
Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.
Gee, there�s a shocker.
7:18 a.m. - May 01, 2002
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